{"id":218,"date":"2015-12-02T00:19:57","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T00:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/?p=218"},"modified":"2016-01-02T00:21:21","modified_gmt":"2016-01-02T00:21:21","slug":"its-a-mans-world-stop-being-a-fangirl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/its-a-mans-world-stop-being-a-fangirl\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s a man&#8217;s world (stop being a fangirl)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need to get off my ass<br \/>\nStop being a fangirl<br \/>\nStand up<br \/>\nAnd be a goddamn man.<br \/>\nWhat does that mean?<br \/>\nWell I&#8217;m not exactly sure. But I figure I can<br \/>\nRe-peruse the sites I&#8217;ve endlessly perused<br \/>\nTo learn about actors and actresses on my favorite<br \/>\nShow, to learn about where they are now and how did they grow, age, fatten, wrinkle, die<br \/>\nTo see the red carpet dresses and suits<br \/>\nAnd fake it. I figure that by<br \/>\nWearing my own suit, being my own suit, deepening my voice, growing my beard, muscling up<br \/>\nI can fake it.<br \/>\nBy that I mean<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not a man. Never was.<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s a man&#8217;s world<br \/>\nAnd I do love men<br \/>\nAnd, in the end, I do have a penis.<br \/>\nMight as well use it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need to get off my ass Stop being a fangirl Stand up And be a goddamn man. What does that mean? Well I&#8217;m not&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":219,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fraternity","category-satire","category-sistahood","has-post-thumbnail-archive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":220,"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/220"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arlduc.org\/brogram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}